UnclunkMySite.com

You run your business. I’ll handle the website.

What are we working with?

Existing site: a free technical assessment. New build: a scoped proposal. No obligation either way.

The Clunk IndexThe Unclunk Build

Where most small-business sites breakWhat a fresh build ships with

Every one of them is fixable.Built right the first time.

  1. 01

    Visitors, but no calls

    People visit and the phone stays quiet. Nothing on the page tells them what to do next.

  2. 02

    No control over your own site

    Changing one line of text means a tutorial, a support ticket, or a favor.

  3. 03

    Slow to loadFast pages

    Huge photos, too much code, cheap hosting. Every second people wait, more of them leave.Small images, very little code, and speed tested before launch.

  4. 04

    Broken on phonesBuilt for phones first

    Fine on a laptop, broken on an iPhone. Your customers see the iPhone version.Designed for the phone in your customer’s hand, then scaled up to desktop.

  5. 05

    Too many pluginsOnly the code it needs

    Plugins piled on plugins. Each one slows the site down and adds one more thing that can break. Every update is a gamble.Hand-built without a page builder or a pile of plugins, so it loads fast and stays stable.

  6. 06

    Old, out-of-date softwareLess to break, less to hack

    The site looks fine. Behind it sits old code nobody updates anymore, whether it’s WordPress or plain HTML. That’s how sites break, and how they get hacked.Fewer moving parts means fewer security holes and far less to update.

Same business. Less machinery.Skip the clunk entirely.

  • Plugins fighting each other
  • Giant photos that take forever to load
  • A rigid template you have to work around
  • Page builder on a theme on WordPress
  • Weekly update notices
  • Subscriptions nobody remembers signing up for
  • Only the tools the business actually uses
  • Photos sized to load fast on any screen
  • A layout built around your business
  • Only the code it needs
  • Very little to update
  • Domain and accounts in your name
  • A theme shared by thousands of other sites
  • A page builder and a pile of plugins
  • Stock photos and filler copy
  • Slow before launch day
  • Monthly fees for unused features
  • Accounts owned by the agency
  • Built from scratch around your goals
  • Only the features the site needs
  • Your words, your customers, one clear next step
  • Fast pages from day one
  • Low running costs
  • Everything in your name from day one

Drag the handle to compare.

Send me your website. I’ll find what’s slowing it down.

I’ll review it myself, for free: speed, phones, setup, and whatever is costing you customers.

Starting from zero? Good. Nothing to untangle.

Tell me what you need in one line. I’ll follow up with a few quick questions.

No obligation. Takes about three minutes.

Craig Desorcy smiling on a leather sofa with a laptop open on his lap

Craig went above and beyond to make sure my website was exactly what I was needing. After months of trying on my own with no success, he was able to put together a website that exceeded every expectation. Craig took the time to fully assess what I was needing and nailed it down to the smallest detail. I can’t recommend him enough!

Hayden Hemperley Hayden Hemperleyironcrestlifegroup.com

Hi, I’m Craig. You’ll work with me.

Is your website a frustrating mess? Or worried a new one will end up slow and hard to manage? You didn’t do anything wrong. The job is bigger than it looks. I can help.

I build websites that are fast, clear, and easy to use, with clean layouts and solid code. When we’re done, your site loads fast, turns visitors into calls, and is easy for you to update.

It’s all in your name

Your domain, site, hosting, and accounts stay yours. You can see everything.

Support is optional

After launch, I can stay on call for updates, tweaks, and fixes. Or you can run it yourself. Your call.

How we get started

Every plan starts with your goals and what you already have.

  1. Tell me about your business

    A short questionnaire: your business, your customers, your goals, and the tools already in place.

  2. I look under the hood

    What the site needs to do, what’s working, what’s failing, and what you’re paying for.

  3. You get a clear plan

    Fix the current site or build a new one. The plan and price come in writing. You decide.

  4. I handle the rest

    If you go ahead, I build or fix the site and report progress in plain English. You stay focused on the business.

Let’s see what your website needs.

100% free, zero obligation. I personally review every submission and reply by email.

Where are you starting from?

Select your current path. The next questions will adapt to match.

Tell me about your website

Just the high-level basics. If you aren’t sure about something, select “Not sure.”

What platform is it currently built on?
Do you already own your domain name?

Online booking, a custom checkout, contact forms, a blog, third-party integrations. List whatever comes to mind.

What should this website actually do for your business?

This is the core strategy step most web templates skip. Your answers shape exactly what I recommend.

What do you want visitors to do? (pick any)

Hosting provider, CRM, email marketing tools, Google Business Profile, Stripe, etc.

Where should I send your technical diagnostic review?

I’ll dig into your answers and email you a personalized breakdown.

Your data stays with me. I only use it to review your answers and reply to you.

  • 100% free
  • Confidential
  • No obligation

What are we working with?